Ideas for Iraq

Next week Bush is going to announce a new strategy for Iraq. Why wait until next week ? I invite readers (my wife might take offence to the use of plural here) to provide innovative ideas.

Here I lead of with mine.

1. Issue a profound apology to all Iraqis and the world before UN General Assembly.Pull out all troops within 6 months

2. Deposit $100 billion dollars (10 month expense of US Occupation) with the World Bank.

3. Form a UN based agency to distribute $4000 for every Iraqi 18 years old. For Iraqis younger, deposit the money with a special Investment fund that will pay the money back with interests and earnings on them turning major.

4. For every Iraqi who comes forward to collect the $4000, embed a RFID chip in them, take their biometric attributes , store them in a database to prevent fraud.

5. Now comes the kicker: use this database to prevent any of them from entering US.Offer this database for sale to other "coalition" partners and recover the $100 billion dollars.